Gone But Only Partially Forgotten
Here, we will compile a list of all of the team managers from the Minor League Fantasy League who have moved on to bigger and better things, leaving us all behind in this perpetual dumpster fire that we call fantasy football and friendship.
Or the ones who’ve died. They’re probably all dead. Not like somebody cut their brakes or something. I don’t know shit, man. Stop asking me all these fucking questions.
Dann Andrews – He provided a much needed maturity to our little sideshow, and he raced to the bottom in the MiLF league before it was cool to do so. Never a contender, but always a gentle lover. He will be missed. But not enough to like, light a candle every draft day or anything like that.
Ben Forrest – I think he was in the league? Maybe? Does anybody remember? A non-factor two years in a row, Ben will be a footnote in a story that nobody cares about. Probably dead.
Chris Hughes – Unfortunately for this up and comer, a penchant for grabbing over hyped under performers kept him out of the winner’s circle, and adult onset diabetes kept him out of the league. He decided to travel the globe in search of a cure. Last I heard, he was in Sweden, investigating the use of alcohol and hot dogs as a method of treatment.
Logan Murphy – Widely beloved by the other team managers in the league for providing celebrated “Taco Byes,” Logan sadly died doing what he loved: having unprotected sex with a tiger on the roof of an abandoned K-Mart while surrounded with 14,000 grilled cheese sandwiches.